• We'd love to see Buddy Rice in a car and in the Indy 500, but as best we can tell, no driver has ever qualified for the Indy 500 from their couch.

    TrackSideOnline, May 2009

  • Second place is nothing.

    Marco Andretti, Indy 2006

  • We won a 500-mile race - not the right one, but we won a 500-miler...

    Will Power on the 2016 season, ESPN.com, September 18th 2016

  • Winning is always a great feeling, but winning at your home track, a place that you grew up at and a place that helped you fall in love with the sport of IndyCar racing... this is priceless.

    Graham Rahal on winning at Mid-Ohio, Instagram, August 3rd 2015

  • Without the IRL, a lot of guys would never have been able to show what they can do.

    Tony Stewart, May 2007

  • Less than a mile an hour and I'm on pole. It's tough. It's IndyCar. It's why we love it.

    Scott McLaughlan on qualifying at Indianapolis Motor Speedway, May 22nd 2023, via Speed Street

  • I'm just so f***ing disappointed!

    Kosuke Matsuura, St Pete's 2007

  • The day started when I walked into Gasoline Alley and saw the grandstands. It was my first time here on race day and it was quite unbelievable.

    Alex Tagliani on the 2009 Indianapolis 500

  • I've seen this place be absolutely great to me, and I've seen it wrench my heart from my body.

    Dan Wheldon on the Indianapolis Motor Speedway

  • If someone said choose one race to win, just one, and that was the only race you ever got to win, it would be the Indy 500.

    Jack Harvey on the Indianapolis 500, indianapolismotorspeedway.com, February 21st 2019

  • It's great that it's one minute after six!

    Marty Roth, Indy Bump Day 2007

  • Again, I was scared to death. I had zero grip, and I was lifting at the start/finish line going into one. It's embarrassing.

    Marco Andretti, Kansas 2007

  • Wild thought. This 18th Indy 500 means I've been in IndyCar for exactly half of my life. 👀😅

    Marco Andretti on getting older, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, May 18th 2023, via Twitter

  • She was acting like a spoiled brat. I don't respect that. I tried to step away. She kept grabbing on me like a dog that wanted to bite my ankles.

    Dan Wheldon on Danica Patrick, June 2007

  • It's amazing how different an Indycar is from anything else on a racetrack.

    Alexander Rossi, Autosport.com, April 26th 2017

  • I mean this guy can't even keep his lies straight. He's told so many in the last week, he's not sure what the truth is.

    Robin Miller on Kevin Kalkoven, February 2008

  • I get one more opportunity to head into the defining racing venue of my career with a single, achievable goal: Win.

    Danica Patrick on her final Indy 500, The Players' Tribune, May 15th 2018

  • It's going to be a close finish. I have the bigger nose, I guess I have a good chance.

    Tony Kanaan, Kansas 2005

  • Broke a glass at a restaurant. Apologize to the waiter, he looks at me, says "Accidents happen. YOU know what I mean!"

    James Hinchcliffe via Twitter, December 17th 2015

  • This is and always will be the greatest spectacle in racing. This is the Indianapolis 500.

    Leigh Diffey, as the green flag waved at Indianapolis Motor Speedway, May 29th 2022

  • This place isn't easy. It's not supposed to be easy. This place starts the 33 fastest, best-prepared cars. Obviously, I missed.

    Paul Diatlovitch, Indy Bump Day 2007

  • I promise you this: it isn't the last you've seen of me at Indianapolis Motor Speedway. My last time there will not be a day when I'm walking out with my tail between my legs.

    Paul Tracy, Indy Bump Day 2010

  • I think Danica's pretty aggressive in our cars. I mean, you know especially if you catch her at the right time of the month, she might be trading plenty of paint out there!

    Ed Carpenter, July 2006

  • I need a nap now.

    Colton Herta on winning his first IndyCar race, COTA, 24th March 2019

  • Pounding down toward the yard of bricks...

    Tom Carnegie

  • The toughest people out there passing me are my teammates, and I don't get that. I think three of the four of us get what the camaraderie of Andretti Green Racing is.

    Marco Andretti on an unidentified teammate after Milwaukee 2009

  • Milka, if you're gonna go that slow you gotta drive your mirrors, hon'!

    Ryan Hunter-Reay to Milka Duno after Watkins Glen qualifying, July 2010

  • She probably does not know what that is, so I can say I'm going to Las Vegas to play poker and she'll think it's something like that!

    Fernando Alonso on what his mother would think about the Indy 500, motor.as.com, April 20th 2016

  • Hope you're all snug in your beds, while Indycars dance in your head...

    Simon Pagenaud on insomnia, Twitter, 4:31 AM, July 23rd 2019

  • We're all back to square zero!

    James Hinchcliffe on the start of a new season, Trackside, March 18th 2014

  • Fernando Alonso on the difference between an IndyCar and an F1 car, May 3rd 2017

  • If they want to be on the front page of USA Today, they can be my guest. If I ever want attention, I'm just going to get out of the car and beat the hell out of somebody.

    Tony Kanaan on Dan and Danica, Milwaukee 2007

  • Going into Texas with four wheels on the car is pretty exciting!

    Sarah Fisher after the 2009 Indianapolis 500

  • I can't believe I'm here. It's so cool!

    Mike Conway in victory lane, Long Beach 2014

  • The walls are white, the track is grey, the grass is green, and the sky is blue... your job is to keep them all where they belong.

    Johnny Rutherford's advice to Indy 500 rookies

  • I was just hanging back there waiting for someone to make a mistake and it turned out to be me!

    Colton Herta on the final restart, Road America, June 12th 2022

  • I hope all the fans out there were as excited about that race as I am. It was awesome doing so much passing. Racing can't get any better!

    Graham Rahal on the Kentucky 300, August 2009

  • I didn't leave. I was terminated.

    Sebastien Bourdais on the flip side of the Coyne, NBCSports.com, November 22nd 2019

  • Last season, we lost the championship in the last corner of the last lap of the last race to some other guy.

    Chip Ganassi, Daytona 2008

  • I've got the Grandfathers Club with Helio and Juan, right?!

    Roger Penske on his older two drivers, motorsport.com, March 22nd 2016

  • I miss my fans so much, you have no idea. I think I appreciate them more then I ever did.

    Sarah Fisher, August 2006

  • I am stupid.

    Zach Veach on Zach Veach after an off track excursion, IMS, July 4th 2020

  • This is a great decision by IndyCar. Plus it gives me another month to get ready.

    Jimmie Johnson on the 2021 season opener being delayed, via Twitter, January 6th 2021

  • A happy wife is a happy life!

    Scott Dixon on marriage at the Carb Night Burger Bash, 2015

  • I WILL win at Kentucky.

    Will Power, Chicago 2010

  • I wish I could get my deadbeat family to participate.

    Kurt St. Angelo on the IndyCarFanZone fantasy league, Twitter, September 14th 2022

  • I'm tired of being nice about it. The fact is, grip created by aerodynamic downforce is our enemy... At the moment, the downforce is so great that it masks the handling and hurts the racing

    Rick Mears on what's wrong with IndyCar, Motorsport.com, October 28th 2015

  • I'm 38. I'm a legit 38. I don't know how old you are, but I'm legit 38. March 3 1981.

    Ed Carpenter to Tony Kanaan on the suggestion that he was over 40, Gateway, August 24th 2019

  • If we're not racing hard, we're not racing.

    Tony Kanaan, St Pete's 2007

  • Howard and me set the first and third fastest times of the day, and we both got beaten to grid slot 33 by a kid in Methodist Hospital with a smoking wreck of a car. The magic of Indy, huh?

    Paul Tracy, Indy Bump Day 2010

Results

Results for Indy Grand Prix of Louisiana

PosPlayerTeamPoints
1JeremyRight Rear Gone164
2Guilherme BrandenburgRoyal Pevensie Motorsports147
3JessicaKnow Effin Kloo146
 Brad AllenUmphreaker49146
5Jim FergusonTeam Kanaan145
 Richard strouthbigcat2626145
7Maryln E.MizzIndy143
8Alex BurtonInvisiteam142
9LeesadeeYou Got Smoked141
 william harveytrackslayer141
 CliffAlberta141
 David LaubySeeYa141
 Rob FoxxFoxx Indy Racing Enterprises 🔥141
14Candi JackmanJackman139
 Mike CockrallTeam Canada139
16Luke LaBonteDamnHippieMotorsports138
17StephanieWindy City Quackers137
18kim kennydouble yellow racing135
 Ben SmithFacta Nonverba Racing135
 LaurenLehracer135
 Joseph GallagherTeam Helio135
22Lizzy WalshScottie's Girl134
 Joe Hahnwjhracing134
24Jim MitchellIndy Power131
 Ryan ShortTurn 3 for life131
26Kenneth RamirezTeam Pongo130
 Allen BujakWar Eagle Racing130
 Tony Knightredwheelracing130
 Nathan LosureWho Dat Racing130
30Ken NethBalls 2 to the Wall Racing128
 Don CaldwellTravelodge Special #44128
32Jim Mteamindy127
 BradChicago Indycar Fan127
 Darrell CoxRum Runner127
 Tom H.Coyotes127
36Daniel GorunBandwidth Bandits126
 Neil PThe Stickman's Racing Group126
38JoNew3Gen3 Solution124
 Jeff MallueChairburner Racing124
 Allen BujakWar Eagle Racing124
 Barry Shield Plus Racing124
42Tyler CartmellTDC Motorsports122
 Andrew LoviscekAndyCar Series122
 Tori JK Gnomes in Harmony122
 jeffh2oski122
 Andrew RinghamSpicy Cheese Sausage122
47jim stringfellowRace Riot121
 Jennifer CaldwellSeven Promotions121
49Aaron WeissTeam Never Nudes120
 FaridChallenger 1970120
 TrixieDennit Racing120
 Nathan PriestOpen Wheel 4 Real120
53Jim BlaskoLightning Blackie119
54Tom EarleIndyHP118
 Doug S85-95 Indy Rules118
 Drew StormsBadStorms118
57Chad KincaidSearching for the next Tom Sneva117
 Jay BreslawskiMonarch LT Racing117
59James duncanGov't Mule116
60ChrisBrooks Bashers114
 Tom DeHavenP1 Chase114
 Steve MenteGoggles_Paisano114
 JackJohnson spears114
 Christopher R. JenkinsJenkmonster114
 Brian Johnsonidahoindy114
66Dan500skipday113
67KP BuckTeam Buckley111
 DeniseNeed4speed111
 Tim Kirtleyno.1 jeep111
 bob jarmulaUpsidedown111
71Andy MillerSquadra Speedgeek110
 Dale GleitzMallard110
 Bill Battle Red Racing110
 Dan Gusedguse500110
75Greg from NJGrizzlor109
 Chad RingAMR Racing109
77Brandon Ballschmiede1stDirection108
 Andrew MillerA.J. Foyt's PopOff Valve108
 craig stringfellowJimmyHollywood108
 Ben DenewethGeedis Motorsports108
 Patrick NolanPN Racewerks 108
82Nick KPancho's Pit Crew107
83Randy HolbrookFordGT40106
 Allen WedgeRide Buyers106
 Laura Beth WaldrepWaldrep Motorsports106
 Patrick MooreBrundle 106
87John BaadillaBaadilla Autosport105
 Shawn MattoxRust-eze Racing105
 Shayla RammelTeamRammel105
90JohnRacer X104
 Rob McMahonTeam Green and Gold104
 Chris WisemanHunt Wisely104
 alexab108104
 RyanWilly T104
95Jose Not at the table Carlos Munoz103
96Jonathan CloseLemming51 Enterprises102
 Tom TaylorTaylor Racing Team102
 Sheila BlaskoPeppy Pistons102
99Mike Hess Jr.Granite Racing101
 Paul101
101Pat WottonIndyCarlin99
 Alan LosureRebel Racing99
 Larry KellerMo Money Mo Problems99
 ChadDanica Patrick Racing99
 Michel BrooksZzzzz's99
 Donna Jacksongogetem99
107L.A. Hewitt-RubleClutchXCoast98
 TonyAWL Racing98
 Kurt St. AngeloThe Yellow Shirts98
 Ben Andel Chairburner Racing98
111Ron DrewniakBlack Flag97
 Phil NationAmerican Racing97
 JamesonBad Grasshopper Racing97
 Mike ClineRahal Rules97
 MattTurbo Racing97
 Michael MisterkaGoCanadaRacing #3397
117Andrewagn72796
 RandyFlaming Exhaust96
119Tim Kirtleyno.1 jeep95
 Jonathan Bell#MorePower1295
 Rod StrayerHoosier Racing Team95
 TimTim's Brickyard Bombers95
123John BlaskoSpeed Master II94
124John CunninghamPenske1593
 Mike GBoilerbird Racing93
 HitokiriHasbro/Takara Hitokiri Racing93
 Derek WaldrepOne of Thirty-Three 93
 jeff stanleypink1393
 Cruncher Block, IIINo name Indycar team93
130Jon PiazzaInCarZo92
 Tim ReaganPerfect Circle Racing92
 Ron StanleyDawg Fan92
133JamesChairburner Racing 91
 MichaelRick Mears Head91
135Andrew WoodFast Woody90
 Gary Evansnrracing90
 Ryan LangCT Indy Racing90
138Chad EberlyBulldog Racing89
 John YIndy500orbust89
140Don WalkerFlying Diamond Racing88
 Anthony ADRacing88
 Adam EvartsEvarts Motorsports88
 Mike MurphyMurphysLawl88
 MikeAlley Cat88
 Peter hillPeter hill 88
146Mark FresherFresh Racing87
 Tyler Woodwoody17x winners87
148Marty MaupinKibo Racing86
 RyanEmpty Cooler86
 Melissa BarramedaBignumber486
 Scott BartonIndy500Fan86
152Ross WaittTeam Field85
153Bill KnothThe unblinking eye84
 Dave RammelDoodles Racing84
155John WTeam Stinger82
 kerry breslinnz racers (who said kiwis can't fly)82
157George BoothLVGEO80
 Nathan JohnsonFirstOnRaceDay80
 JoJacers80
 Rich GregorTeam Doughnuts80
 Brad GravesLawnbandits80
 patrick gardnerVegas Wildcats80
163Bill WolfredTeam Nabors79
 JGrinerLionheartNeverForget79
 Matt CallahanOilCanCallahan79
 Vincent C GenoveseSlot 8 Racing79
 Dave BulebushBbush Racing South79
 Adam W.Team IndyWahoo679
169Bryan BeUgly American Racing78
 jamescrash bandicoots78
171Chris JockishOpen Wheeler77
 John WilsonWombat Racing77
 Nelson UCheeze-It Autosport77
 John LivengoodLive 'N' Good Racing77
 Paul PalmieriIndyCar Serious77
176DP2018 Champ74
177Josh Bedink Chairburner Racing73
 Greg Koesters lets go racing73
179Jody KaramSageFan72
 LisabethLEB racing72
181Mark WyldmanMarkoWild71
182Stanley BassJPM for the next win70
 Jeff JacksonTeamJJ70
184WalentyDemoManWalenty#1468
 KymKymopolis68
186Gordon Martinez'Qvistcapade Racing62
 Glenn LaneTeam Arizona62
188jakelowsschampcarrules60
189Steve whitingGranatelli59
190Frederick HurleyBig Green Motorsports58
191Matt GTeam Name56
 Kent MuellerMueller Autosport56
193Nathan Ringhamjack hewitt's mustache54
194Mike BrooksJPM or bust51
195Swen Johnson Shoreline Drive Motorsports49
196MiguelEcurie GT-REPORT.com48
197Miles PattersonMach GoGoGo41
198Doreen 34