• Finishing in the Top-10 here was because of nutrition.

    A Sarah Fisher malapropism, Texas 2007

  • Brian Clauson's car got pretty beat up yesterday. It's black and blue all over

    Justin Wilson on Brian Clauson's patchwork DW12, bump day, Indy 2012

  • Now it's obvious we were too conservative, we should have just gone for it

    Eric Bachelart, Indy 500 Bump Day 2009

  • Since last fall I've been wondering what in the hell it's going to feel like, and now I know.

    Danica Patrick on driving an IndyCar after 7 years away, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, May 1st 2018

  • And here comes Max Crappis into the pits!

    Paul Page, Michigan '99

  • I've never been so happy to be in last place.

    Ryan Hunter Reay, Indy 500 Bump Day 2009

  • It's great that it's one minute after six!

    Marty Roth, Indy Bump Day 2007

  • They're creating a much bigger problem than the one they're trying to solve. And it's mind-boggling, absolutely mind-boggling, that they don't see it and that these discussions have even made it this far.

    James Hinchcliffe on INDYCAR mandating domed skids, Motorsport.com, April 5th 2016

  • Most importantly, for the Indy 500 we'll probably be all okay, and that's cause to be happy.

    Mikhail Aleshin on Honda's prospects for the 2017 season, Motorsport.com, February 2nd 2017

  • She was acting like a spoiled brat. I don't respect that. I tried to step away. She kept grabbing on me like a dog that wanted to bite my ankles.

    Dan Wheldon on Danica Patrick, June 2007

  • I've seen this place be absolutely great to me, and I've seen it wrench my heart from my body.

    Dan Wheldon on the Indianapolis Motor Speedway

  • I just can't wait to get back in the car. I wonder if I'm still any good.

    Will Power on the long off season, St Petersburg, March 21st 2013

  • The only reason I'm wearin' it is so I didn't leave it in no hotel nowhere!

    A.J. Foyt on his Indy 500 winner's ring, Detroit, June 3rd 2016

  • Heeeeeee's on it!

    Tom Carnegie

  • I still have the passion to drive the hell out of it!

    Juan Pablo Montoya on his motivation, NBCSports.com, July 12th 2016

  • We are trying to fix them but when you start behind the eight ball like last year you are playing catch-up and you will continue to play catch-up until we get rid of these stupid kits!

    Michael Andretti on aerokits, Autosport.com, 15th April 2016

  • You don't pay me to run second.

    Dan Wheldon to Chip Ganassi, Nashville 2006

  • Now they've got competition and they are not talking about winning. I feel like they want to sit around and hold hands and sing. I want to win.

    Chip Ganassi on Honda, St Petersberg, March 23rd 2013

  • Then again my favorite films of all time are Fast and the Furious 1 through 8 or however many of them there are.

    Conor Daly on underglow. Via Twitter, July 16th 2020

  • The Indy 500 is the biggest race in the world. I don't think it's even debatable. It is.

    Dan Wheldon

  • If he thinks I'm not going to remember that, HE'S CRAZY!

    Danica Patrick on Dan Wheldon, Milwaukee 2007

  • Milka, if you're gonna go that slow you gotta drive your mirrors, hon'!

    Ryan Hunter-Reay to Milka Duno after Watkins Glen qualifying, July 2010

  • Howard and me set the first and third fastest times of the day, and we both got beaten to grid slot 33 by a kid in Methodist Hospital with a smoking wreck of a car. The magic of Indy, huh?

    Paul Tracy, Indy Bump Day 2010

  • We are unified.

    Terry Angstadt, February 22nd 2008

  • It was so scary for me. I don't know what else to say. I don't know what happened but it felt like my front and rear wings were upside down.

    Marco Andretti, Kansas 2007

  • A happy wife is a happy life!

    Scott Dixon on marriage at the Carb Night Burger Bash, 2015

  • That's the kind of incident that leaves skidmarks *inside* the cockpit!

    Tom Sneva

  • We're all back to square zero!

    James Hinchcliffe on the start of a new season, Trackside, March 18th 2014

  • Some of the drivers roll out this 'safety' word, and suddenly it ties everybody's hands. But those arguments make no sense anyway. Remove downforce and you actually improve safety

    Rick Mears on downforce, Motorsport.com, October 28th 2015

  • Beautiful chaos!

    David Malukas on the racing at Texas Motor Speedway, April 2nd 2023

  • Every podium tastes like glory and every victory more so.

    Alex Palou on the calibre of competition in IndyCar, September 5th 2023, via Marca.com

  • You need to learn how to f***ing count.

    Arie Luyendyk, Texas '97

  • So it was a bad result but good day. Led laps, good restarts, passed people, worked with the car, but finished crap! movin on!!

    Danica Patrick after Iowa 2009, via Twitter

  • No way. That's the best part about our cars, no power steering, high aero, get it done.

    Scott McLaughlin on adding power steering, via Twitter, April 26th 2021

  • I WILL win at Kentucky.

    Will Power, Chicago 2010

  • The last time this flag was on the front row of the Indy500, I wasn’t born. Makes me proud.

    Rinus Veekay on the Dutch flag, Twitter.com, May 25th 2021

  • I prefer to be here, even 34th, then being at home like last year.

    Fernando Alonso on the Indy 500, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, May 19th 2019

  • I plan to be here hopefully until I'm into my 40s, and to accomplish something like Scott has done.

    Alexander Rossi on building an IndyCar legacy, Mobil1TheGrid.com, December 10th 2018

  • Any time I get to come to Indianapolis, any time I get to participate in the greatest spectacle in motor racing, it's a great day.

    Paul Diatlovitch, Indy Bump Day 2007

  • That was for the team.

    Tony Kanaan, Fontana 2005

  • The last I looked, I earned the label of Indy 500 champion; those lobbing unfounded accusations at me have not.

    Eddie Cheever Jr. after Watkins Glen 06

  • I need a nap now.

    Colton Herta on winning his first IndyCar race, COTA, 24th March 2019

  • My mom hasn't played much of a role in my racing career. In fact, I think she still wants me to join the Coast Guard. But I still love her.

    PJ Chesson on Mothers Day

  • Someone asked me if I win the Indy 500 if I'd still retire? I'd still retire. What better way to go out?

    Danica Patrick on her final race, racing.ap.org, March 7th 2018

  • Helio lives for this. This is his passion. He loves Indy.

    Simon Pagenaud, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, May 15th 2018

  • When you've driven it for a day, you're going to feel naked without it.

    Will Power on testing the Aeroscreen, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, October 2nd 2019

  • This is just an excellent race and to be a part of the history, I'm really grateful for that.

    Roger Yasukawa, Indy 2007

  • The Indy 500 is one of the greatest events in the sport. Drivers all over the world know this. I belong there. Because I'm a racer.

    Fernando Alonso on The Indy 500, The Players Tribune, May 18th 2017

  • I think the IRL has been poised for a long time to be discovered by a lot of people.

    Chip Ganassi

  • Why do you think there are so many skid marks? It's not because it's a lovely corner.

    John Andretti, Indy 2010

Results

Results for Shell and Pennzoil Grand Prix of Houston

PosPlayerTeamPoints
1Larry KellerMo Money Mo Problems293
2Stanley BassJPM for the next win284
 Doug S85-95 Indy Rules284
4IndyCar FanZoneICFZ Test Team278
5Rob McMahonTeam Green and Gold269
6Allen BujakWar Eagle Racing268
7jamescrash bandicoots267
 Daniel Mansell Racing267
9Dave RammelDoodles Racing262
 Brian MAccident Prone262
11jeffh2oski261
12jeff stanleypink13257
 MiguelEcurie GT-REPORT.com257
 KP BuckTeam Buckley257
 Vincent C GenoveseSlot 8 Racing257
16Jim CockrallOld Fart256
 Tyler CartmellTDC Motorsports256
18Scott BartonIndy500Fan255
19Nathan Ringhamjack hewitt's mustache252
 Ben Andel Chairburner Racing252
21Tyler Woodwoody17x winners251
 Michael MisterkaGoCanadaRacing #33251
 Peter hillPeter hill 251
24Bryan BeUgly American Racing248
25Stevenracingesteban247
 LeesadeeYou Got Smoked247
27Paul PalmieriIndyCar Serious246
28Tom DeHavenP1 Chase245
29Tim Kirtleyno.1 jeep244
30Swen Johnson Shoreline Drive Motorsports243
 Matt CallahanOilCanCallahan243
32Mike BrooksJPM or bust242
 WalentyDemoManWalenty#14242
34Nathan PriestOpen Wheel 4 Real240
 Daniel GorunBandwidth Bandits240
36Melissa BarramedaBignumber4239
 JamesonBad Grasshopper Racing239
38RyanEmpty Cooler238
 Mike GBoilerbird Racing238
40Madix Johnson3M Autosport237
 Jay BreslawskiMonarch LT Racing237
42Maryln E.MizzIndy236
 Nathan LosureWho Dat Racing236
 Joseph GallagherTeam Helio236
45DarthDarth Airbox233
 Mitch RobinsonMotorsports by Mitch233
 TimTim's Brickyard Bombers233
 Tony AkensTeam Backmarkers233
 Dale GleitzMallard233
50Jonathan CloseLemming51 Enterprises232
51kerry breslinnz racers (who said kiwis can't fly)231
 Doreen 231
53Steve MenteGoggles_Paisano230
 patrick gardnerVegas Wildcats230
 Randy HolbrookFordGT40230
56Chris WisemanHunt Wisely229
 Jennifer CaldwellSeven Promotions229
58Drew StormsBadStorms228
59DP2018 Champ227
 Alan LosureRebel Racing227
 MichaelRick Mears Head227
 Andrew MillerA.J. Foyt's PopOff Valve227
63TonyAWL Racing226
64Patrick MooreBrundle 225
65Ken NethBalls 2 to the Wall Racing224
 Gordon Martinez'Qvistcapade Racing224
 L.A. Hewitt-RubleClutchXCoast224
 Derek WaldrepOne of Thirty-Three 224
69Tom EarleIndyHP223
70Michel BrooksJPM or Bust!222
 Hunter GunnellHG Racing222
72bob jarmulaUpsidedown220
73Don CaldwellTravelodge Special #44219
 JohnRacer X219
 GeoffDisappointed219
76Tom H.Coyotes218
 John CunninghamPenske15218
 alexab108218
79Rod StrayerHoosier Racing Team217
80Andrew RinghamSpicy Cheese Sausage216
81Chad EberlyBulldog Racing215
 MattTurbo Racing215
83KymKymopolis214
 Jim YatesWildcat214
 HitokiriHasbro/Takara Hitokiri Racing214
86Rob FoxxFoxx Indy Racing Enterprises 🔥213
 Don WalkerFlying Diamond Racing213
 Greg Koesters lets go racing213
 Darrell CoxRum Runner213
 Bill Battle Red Racing213
 Tim JonesMidway Monster213
92Sean BrennanSmashers211
 Barry Shield Plus Racing211
94David LaubySeeYa210
 Judy Laubysome beach210
96Cruncher Block, IIINo name Indycar team209
 TrixieDennit Racing209
98JoNew3Gen3 Solution208
99Tim Kirtleyno.1 jeep207
 Neil PThe Stickman's Racing Group207
101Jody KaramSageFan206
 Shawn MattoxRust-eze Racing206
 Greg from NJGrizzlor206
 BobBeastdaddy's Crew206
105Dan500skipday205
 Tim ReaganPerfect Circle Racing205
107StephanieWindy City Quackers204
108Jeff MallueChairburner Racing203
 Steve whitingGranatelli203
 John LivengoodLive 'N' Good Racing203
 Ron StanleyDawg Fan203
 Chad RingAMR Racing203
 Sheila BlaskoPeppy Pistons203
 Gary Evansnrracing203
 Ross WaittTeam Field203
 Mark WyldmanMarkoWild203
 Mike Hess Jr.Granite Racing203
118Allen WedgeRide Buyers202
 Ryan WibleSnapple in my Big Gulp202
 Joe MendiolaPM Motorsports202
121JeremyRight Rear Gone201
 Ron DrewniakBlack Flag201
123RandallJPM2200
 Josh Bedink Chairburner Racing200
125DeniseNeed4speed198
 Donna Jacksongogetem198
 Adam EvartsEvarts Motorsports198
128Aaron WeissTeam Never Nudes197
129Alex BurtonInvisiteam196
130John WilsonWombat Racing195
131Ryan LangCT Indy Racing194
 Ben SmithFacta Nonverba Racing194
133Andrewagn727193
 Paul193
135Mike CockrallTeam Canada192
136Adam W.Team IndyWahoo6191
 Chad KincaidSearching for the next Tom Sneva191
 Kurt St. AngeloThe Yellow Shirts191
 Luke LaBonteDamnHippieMotorsports191
140Mike MurphyMurphysLawl190
 Christopher MeyerRose-Hulman Racing190
 Andrew WoodFast Woody190
143Allen BujakWar Eagle Racing188
 Brandon Ballschmiede1stDirection188
145Chris RammelCrusher Racing187
146Jim Mteamindy186
 Shayla RammelTeamRammel186
 Laura Beth WaldrepWaldrep Motorsports186
149LisabethLEB racing185
150Jim MitchellIndy Power184
151Jeff JacksonTeamJJ183
152RyanWilly T182
 Mike ClineRahal Rules182
154Joe Hahnwjhracing181
155Jim BlaskoLightning Blackie179
 Andy MillerSquadra Speedgeek179
 Dave BulebushBbush Racing South179
158JoeSactown Indy Fan178
 Phil NationAmerican Racing178
160Mark FresherFresh Racing176
161Ryan ShortTurn 3 for life175
162Ben DenewethGeedis Motorsports174
163Brad GravesLawnbandits173
 ChrisBrooks Bashers173
165MikeAlley Cat172
166JoJacers170
167Nick KPancho's Pit Crew168
 John WTeam Stinger168
169Jim FergusonTeam Kanaan166
170John YIndy500orbust161
 Andrew LoviscekAndyCar Series161
172Matt GTeam Name160
173Vincent C GenoveseSlot Eight Racing157
174Tori JK Gnomes in Harmony156
175Miles PattersonMach GoGoGo155
 JessicaKnow Effin Kloo155
177Lizzy WalshScottie's Girl152
178william harveytrackslayer149
179Jonathan Bell#MorePower12147
180CliffAlberta146
 Dan Gusedguse500146
182Bill KnothThe unblinking eye144
183Rich GregorTeam Doughnuts140
184Anthony ADRacing138
185Kent MuellerMueller Autosport137
186JackJohnson spears130
 Brian Johnsonidahoindy130
188Glenn LaneTeam Arizona104
189JGrinerLionheartNeverForget95
190Frederick HurleyBig Green Motorsports89
191jakelowsschampcarrules58